asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
best-of-funny: foodtrucker: Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows X
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useyourwandbro: istoleyourpanties: copequinn: and she uploaded that saying “breakfast ^_^” … people disgust me, she’s still recovering from freaking anorexia, yea she’s going to be thin! jfc what the actual fuck
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
talktoyourcactus: Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things. Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE...
str8lesbian: HOW MANY IS A BRAZILLIAN
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
thats-slightly-raven: thats-slightly-raven: My back garden has full wifi coverage can I get a heck yeah A bee just stung my foot I hate nature I’m never going outside again everything is lame and stupid
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal Slam me in my tender butthole I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
continualsanitynotlikely: uss-gallifrey: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city Are you Lady Gaga #bitch I might be
wheeeeeeeeeeew: This is the best thing on the internet.
tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
xwhatilovethemost: 1. open Google translate 2. search “tumblr” from english to japanese 3. copy the japanese word and translate it in english 4.
dietchola: the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy deep roy
theheavyheartinthephonebooth: blinkstolemyheart: imagineharrypotter: Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on. Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone. Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to...
laughingstation: so I wake up click on facebook and ladies and gentlemen, my brother.
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
taeomi: if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
dietchola: hi how are ya
like-uh-soulmates: *jensen ackles backflips off of a cliff* *lands safely in a gocart* *drvies to the beach and jumps into the atlantic ocean* *scuba dives to your house* *drags himself into your bedroom* *slaps you awake* so guess what jared did today
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters: crazypeoplejail: help me I can’t stop laughing DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
sluttyoliveoil: *OD’s on chill pills*
holy-blond-cheerleader-batman: i can’t stop laughing and watching this gif because misha your fucking face omFG I CANT