May 2013
asphyxion:
i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
wurnbo:
did i allow u to have fun without me
best-of-funny:
foodtrucker:
Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows
X
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
This was a photo that Felice Fawn posed on...
useyourwandbro:
istoleyourpanties:
copequinn:
and she uploaded that saying “breakfast ^_^”
…
people disgust me, she’s still recovering from freaking anorexia, yea she’s going to be thin! jfc
what the actual fuck
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
talktoyourcactus:
Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, and peppermint, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick a bottle up and it’s like DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE...
str8lesbian:
HOW MANY IS A BRAZILLIAN
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
My back garden has full wifi coverage can I get a heck yeah
A bee just stung my foot I hate nature I’m never going outside again everything is lame and stupid
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
squareclocks:
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
continualsanitynotlikely:
uss-gallifrey:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
Are you Lady Gaga
#bitch I might be
Watchwheeeeeeeeeeew:
This is the best thing on the internet.
tomkirk:
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
xwhatilovethemost:
1. open Google translate
2. search “tumblr” from english to japanese
3. copy the japanese word and translate it in english
4.
dietchola:
the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
deep roy
theheavyheartinthephonebooth:
blinkstolemyheart:
imagineharrypotter:
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to...
laughingstation:
so I wake up
click on facebook
and
ladies and gentlemen, my brother.
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
taeomi:
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
dietchola:
hi how are ya
like-uh-soulmates:
*jensen ackles backflips off of a cliff*
*lands safely in a gocart*
*drvies to the beach and jumps into the atlantic ocean*
*scuba dives to your house*
*drags himself into your bedroom*
*slaps you awake* so guess what jared did today
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters:
crazypeoplejail:
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
sluttyoliveoil:
*OD’s on chill pills*
holy-blond-cheerleader-batman:
i can’t stop laughing and watching this gif because
misha your fucking face omFG I CANT
